Tuesday, October 26, 2010

I need to Confess

The practice of Confession is conducted between a confessor and a priest, sometimes within a confessional box or booth. But I am using my blog.

Yes, its time I should come clean about my guilty pleasures. Some are cool, some are not. Some are masculine, some are not. Some are something I am proud to admit, some are not. These are the first 101 Confessions of my sin, or at least of sinfulness.

Confession #9
When I was a child, my dad would walk me to school. I would hop over the cracks. He told me “If I hop the crack I could break my knees”. I loved you so much. I made sure never to step on a crack.

Now I make sure I step on every crack.
But I know it won’t do anything.
I do it just to love you.

Confession #14
In my childhood, I punctured many vehicles in and around my apartment. Apology to all those neighbours who; didn't returned my cricket ball, said no for loud singing, showed me attitude, asked there kid not to play with me and said I am spoiled and a poor student too.

Confession #21
I loved many girls during my short life, but never said to anyone. I always guessed they didn't love me. It’s the worst feeling in the world to love someone and know they do not love you back. My heart still hurts.

Confession #29
In the childhood I poured two gallons of old gasoline into my backyard. I’ve done it after too... and after too. I know its bad for the environment but I did it. Actually, that gasoline was from our neighbour Thakur uncle's car. Because he told me not to touch his car.

Confession #36
I got lots-&-lots of friend in my life. Thank you to all friends, for being the best friends I could ask for, and for being random and funny and caring in your ways. You were such a best friend who single-handedly raises my family's suspicions about my sexual orientation. Please keep distance from me now.

Confession #41
I miss one summer, when she came to my neighbourhood for summer break, she used to stop-by with ice-cream or coffee or nothing at all, just for 5 or 10 minutes, just to say hello to me. Then she left after summer break. I don’t need ice-cream or coffee or 10 minutes or even 5. I just need Hello again.

Confession #50
In last few years, many times I wanted to kill myself & the reason I haven’t tried is because I know there exist some people in this world, who would kill themself if I did.

Confession #66
When I got admission in engg, it was like; once in my life im happy. I have started a whole new academy, new friends, and new area to explore. I have got more opportunities then I had before and do you know what? I am not really that bothered I have left my childhood friends behind. Yes this may seem self-centred but these new college people are so mature and with them I had chance to grow up and become an adult.

Confession #78
 To the last girl I liked; I wish I could tell her how perfect she is, and I wish it could be me who ends up being with her... I wish I could feel the warmth of her hugs. I think I love her.

Confession #98
I am lazy. I want a magic carpet or a genie in a bottle. So I wouldn't have to come downstairs to grab a coke or pizza from refrigerator.

Confession #101
Sorry to all my Project Managers for coming late everyday.

- Nirnay

Friday, October 01, 2010

Bollywood version of Movie Inception

Name: Name issue is still open and following are some suggestions:
Shola aur Inception
Inception : Some dreams lie
Om Inception Om
Inception is King
De Dana Dan Inception
Mey, mera Inception aur vo
Shootout in Inception
Ram Gopal Verma ka Inception
Ajab Inception Ki Ghazab Kahani
Inception-e-Ishq
Hum Inception dekh chuke sanam
Inception kiya to darna kya
Chak-de Inception

Movie starts with Song:
Neend mey kya hey, dream
Dream mey kya hey, idea
idea kya hey, inception heyyyyy


Background
A dark-skinned Dubai-based criminal Don Uday Shetty (Nana Patekar), has a fair-skinned sister Sanjana Shetty (Deepika Padukone). They are extremely rich and influential family. Don wants Sanjana to get married into a well-to-do family.

Dev Cobb (Sunil Shetty) is very poor and often cannot afford to cloth himself properly. He lives with his old blind mom in a village. He sees Sanjana during a football match between Mumbai and Mohan Bugan. He falls in love at first sight. With and after several denials from Sanjana, she is also in love with Dev. They decide to get married.

When Sanjana puts forward the proposal of marrying Dev Cobb, her don brother threatens to kill Dev if sanjana keeps seeing him. He wants Sanjana to marry Ram (Akashya Kumar) in Delhi, the only son of a famous neurosurgeon Dr. Ghungroo (Paresh Rawal).

When Sanjana explains the situation to Dev Cobb, he discloses the greatest secret of his life. Dev's father who was a professor of Psychology had invented a mind stealing and idea implanting technique known as "Inception". He had also taught the technique to Dev. Dev then takes Sanjana to the basement of his house, where Dev's father went in the dream world and trapped in limbo, a world of unconstructed dreams.

He thinks that he can incept the idea that Dev is the best guy for Sanjana in Don's mind.


Plot:
Hero carries a spinning top to determine whether he is awake or dreaming: in dreams, the top spins unceasingly, whereas in the real world it will eventually topple.

Hero reveals to his friends, that he is auditioning the team to perform the far more difficult act of inception: using dreams to implant an idea in Don's mind.

The objective of the inception is to convince don for marry heroin with Dev Cobb. Hero took "B'ful item dancer" (MalikaArora), a forger who can change appearance and design inside dreams and a sedative chemist friend Jay (Amitabh Bacchan).

Hero and the team share the flight with don back to Delhi (where he is going to talk to reach guy for his sister's marriage) and drug him.

They enter in hero's dream, a rainy downtown area, and kidnap don. However, they come under attack by don's trained subconscious projections, and hero is badly injured.

They immediately took a van and are sedated to enter the second dream (item dancer's), a dream within a dream, which takes place inside a hotel, where item dancer attracts don. A member stays behind at each level with synchronized kicks: Chemist friend driving the van off a bridge, Item Dance sending an elevator containing the team's sleeping bodies upwards in a zero gravity sequence.

Deep in the third-level dream, after flipping coin with same head both side Chemist friend Jay is killed by Don's army and goes into limbo.

Hero and item dancer return to the Hotel where he comes to the conclusion that Don loves her and wanted to marry item dancer and he should allow his sister to marry hero and let them live happily.

The next scene takes place back on the plane to Delhi with everyone awake and well. Don honors sister's love; and ask Dev Cobb spins his top to test reality and marry her sister.


Cast
Nana Patekar as Don (Uday Shetty)
Sunil Shetty as Hero (Dev Cobb)
Priyanka Paduka as Heroien (sanjana)
Malaika Arora as The Dancer (Special appearance in item song)
Amitabh Bacchan as Chemist (Jay-Veeru)
Nirnay Bansal as Movie Director
Sujat Dahal as Movie Producer


Soundtrack
Song Singer(s) Music Director
Hoth Shreya Ghosal Anand Raj Anand and Aadesh Shrivastava
Insha Shaan, Akruti Kakkar Himesh Reshammiya
Kola Laka Vellari Himesh Reshammiya Himesh Reshammiya


Box office
According to boxofficeindia.com, this movie will open to a massive response, it will gross more then Rs. 500 million in its first week, which exceeded Dhoom 2's opening. Within two weeks, movie will gross around Rs. 76 crores, despite facing competition from the highly successful, Aamir Khan's Taare Zameen Par and will declared a blockbuster.