This story is about me, searching for LOVE. To be honest with you guys, I tried many times since my college days, a lovely Jain, a half-drunker Sinha, a foxy Khandelwal, a rigid Tripathi and a half-baked Goyal, but I never been lucky :(. This time my pray is exciting & appealing Devika. You know, I am well settled and well mannered stud guy (ok ok, lets assume this), then why I never being hooked up? Well, I know the reason. Actually I am more friendly then more Loveable... so girls came to my life, made me Best Friend, Bestest friend and bestestest friend and then went & get laid, slept or married to someone else. hey hey, No more sentii..... ok ok, I know, now you wanna say, Good luck Nirnay! for Devika.
Here is a small conversation between me and her. See how your above "wish" worked at me.
I was waiting in a coffee-bar, and Devika is as usual late.
My Brain: "28 minutes late!!", "Nirnay, Last time you were 5 mins late and she had literally gobbled you up. Remember?"
Nirnay: "Yeah yeah", "You know her... all moody and stuff .... But she is pronounced flavored… forget about time brainy"
My Brain: "Scold her OK?"
Nirnay: "OK, I will try"
Sweete comes with the cute smile and said: "I'm sorry honey.... I was shopping for shoes... totally forgot about you"
My Brain shouted: "What if you had said that line buddy?", "she would have had a nervous breakdown"
Nirnay ignored brain and said: "Its OK honey... its only half an hour... no problem"
Sweete smiled once again, hold my hand and asked: "in her excessively warm tone, Hope you remember what occasion is today"
Nirnay thought: "OMG!!!", "Hey Brain, help me yaar"
My Brain: Searching database for reminders, silly anniversaries, birthdays and birthdays of his violent ex-boyfriends, my manipulative ex-girlfriends, and fearsome relatives. My Brain got into action... he started delegating work to different parts.... parallel processing... multiple searches........ Google search..... Multithreading.... Multitasking...... quad processes running..... Complete memory scan..... On all FAT32 and FAT64 partitions.
Sweete Stared at me: "Hello!! You have been staring at me for 2 minutes now... you OK?"
Nirnay: "Huh!!!", "Oh... nothing's wrong... was lost in thoughts"
(My Brain said from back: Sorry Bro, No records found. Bad command or file name)
Nirnay: "Damn!! How can you do this with me Brainy", "Go f**k yourself"
Sweete Asked: "So what say... how do we celebrate this day?"
Nirnay confused: "?????"
My Brain said: "Ask her... dumbo?"
Nirnay: "OK OK ...stop pushing me", "let me handle this..."
Nirnay smiled and said: "Honey ... You know, my lousy memory... I guess I can’t recall what today is"
Sweete getting wild: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", and started crying.
Sweete Shouted: "How could you forget!!? ..... It’s my doggie’s birthday"
Nirnay A moment of silence: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
My entire Brain staff was laughing at me. I was dumbfounded.
Nirnay to my Brain: "Yaar dost, what the hell am I supposed to do know?", "You also left me alone, atleast do something now"
My Brain: "Damage control sequence initialized... all memory initiated with variables, don’t worry our specialist will comeback with the perfect line to make everything all right"
Nirnay to Brainy: "Better do it fast... brainy"
The brain was working with 100% CPU usage.... gathering and analyzing all data on 'How to handle girls?' Finally an answer was computed and communicated to me.
Nirnay said: "Of Course I remember your doggie’s b'day Paro.... how I can forget that sweet mutt's special day"
Sweete looked up with utter surprise: "HUH!!!!!!!....... Doggy is the name of my cat you jerk"
She stood up angrily and left.
Me and my nebulous brain were left there clueless....
My Brain: "Sorry Nirnay, she gone, lets try on someone else.... Hey, How about stun looking Neha from Delhi ;)". She is coy and seductive, especially without any drama or elegance. She is like softness of clothes and the repose of the atmosphere. Baas…. baas….
Does anyone wanna say me, Good Luck Nirnay! this time????
Nirnay
Here is a small conversation between me and her. See how your above "wish" worked at me.
I was waiting in a coffee-bar, and Devika is as usual late.
My Brain: "28 minutes late!!", "Nirnay, Last time you were 5 mins late and she had literally gobbled you up. Remember?"
Nirnay: "Yeah yeah", "You know her... all moody and stuff .... But she is pronounced flavored… forget about time brainy"
My Brain: "Scold her OK?"
Nirnay: "OK, I will try"
Sweete comes with the cute smile and said: "I'm sorry honey.... I was shopping for shoes... totally forgot about you"
My Brain shouted: "What if you had said that line buddy?", "she would have had a nervous breakdown"
Nirnay ignored brain and said: "Its OK honey... its only half an hour... no problem"
Sweete smiled once again, hold my hand and asked: "in her excessively warm tone, Hope you remember what occasion is today"
Nirnay thought: "OMG!!!", "Hey Brain, help me yaar"
My Brain: Searching database for reminders, silly anniversaries, birthdays and birthdays of his violent ex-boyfriends, my manipulative ex-girlfriends, and fearsome relatives. My Brain got into action... he started delegating work to different parts.... parallel processing... multiple searches........ Google search..... Multithreading.... Multitasking...... quad processes running..... Complete memory scan..... On all FAT32 and FAT64 partitions.
Sweete Stared at me: "Hello!! You have been staring at me for 2 minutes now... you OK?"
Nirnay: "Huh!!!", "Oh... nothing's wrong... was lost in thoughts"
(My Brain said from back: Sorry Bro, No records found. Bad command or file name)
Nirnay: "Damn!! How can you do this with me Brainy", "Go f**k yourself"
Sweete Asked: "So what say... how do we celebrate this day?"
Nirnay confused: "?????"
My Brain said: "Ask her... dumbo?"
Nirnay: "OK OK ...stop pushing me", "let me handle this..."
Nirnay smiled and said: "Honey ... You know, my lousy memory... I guess I can’t recall what today is"
Sweete getting wild: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", and started crying.
Sweete Shouted: "How could you forget!!? ..... It’s my doggie’s birthday"
Nirnay A moment of silence: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
My entire Brain staff was laughing at me. I was dumbfounded.
Nirnay to my Brain: "Yaar dost, what the hell am I supposed to do know?", "You also left me alone, atleast do something now"
My Brain: "Damage control sequence initialized... all memory initiated with variables, don’t worry our specialist will comeback with the perfect line to make everything all right"
Nirnay to Brainy: "Better do it fast... brainy"
The brain was working with 100% CPU usage.... gathering and analyzing all data on 'How to handle girls?' Finally an answer was computed and communicated to me.
Nirnay said: "Of Course I remember your doggie’s b'day Paro.... how I can forget that sweet mutt's special day"
Sweete looked up with utter surprise: "HUH!!!!!!!....... Doggy is the name of my cat you jerk"
She stood up angrily and left.
Me and my nebulous brain were left there clueless....
My Brain: "Sorry Nirnay, she gone, lets try on someone else.... Hey, How about stun looking Neha from Delhi ;)". She is coy and seductive, especially without any drama or elegance. She is like softness of clothes and the repose of the atmosphere. Baas…. baas….
Does anyone wanna say me, Good Luck Nirnay! this time????
Nirnay
